Hello to everyone who cares (which isnt't that many),

I seem to have done that thing again. You know, that thing where i disappear and don't submit anything for a really long time. Well, I have a reason!
There I was, uploading one thing a day, happy that I was doing this. When, suddenly, out jumped the evil Jabber-worky monster who attacked innocent people with homework. "Here are 2 assessment tasks at the same time! And take this! TEST TO REVISE FOR SUPER AWESOME ATTACK! BARARRARARAra!"
Isabel continued to fight this monster as it hit her with projects, assessments andd tests unrelentigly until Isabel finally stabbed it in the heart with her amazing awesome results. The vorpal blade went snicker snack. And with his head, she left him dead and went galumphing back. And hast thou slain the Jabber-work!
But all was not fine in the Isabel Land, for the teachers had returned angry that she had slain the homework monster and hit her with two huge homework spells simultaneously, due on the same day and right after a camp that caused her to fall alseep for a thousand years and lose motivation to upload anything.
They placed her in a tower, far from the eyes of mortal men to prevent anyone from rescuing her and also placed a binding spell so she couldn't use her awesome ninja powers. The teachers thinking they were successful retreated to their homes (located under their desks at school according to Jasnah).
Many summers passed in that tower, for Isabel was unable to break the spell, so she waited for someone to save her in the form of a dashingly handsome prince who would love her for all eternity. Unfortunately, Isabel didnt know anyone fitting that description so she had to settle for the next best thing. Her friends!
They decided to harness isabels awesome goodbye party powers and came to her aide baring various chips, drinks and cakes. They were: Miranda, the Wicked Witch of the West with her green skin and amazing power to abandon her friends for a different province. Jasnah, the Maid (or domestic) who with her knowledge of the internet guided her friends through the cruel and dark lands of Deviantart. Kylie the Nun, who had Nun-chucks and could call on the powers of God to help her. And Megan, the hip hop dancer who was miranda's apprentice in the art of abandoning her friends for a different province and also provided moral support.
They battled monkey ninjas, kangaroo faces and other monsters until they finally made it to Isabel's tower. They approached the bedside and Jasnah slapped Isabel afteer isabel requested it because a teacher was a bastard to her.
They then had a goodbye where they took lots of good pictures of isabel, the serial killer and pie maker who is just plain awesome. They left for isabel had to defeat the monster of laziness and she did quickly with the help of a computer geek who fixed the scanner. Isabel rushed quickly to her computer to tell everyone of her amazing story which will be being made into a blockbuster movie called The purple Monkey.
And thats the reason why I havent been uploading things! THE END

From now on, hopefully, Ill be putting on more things. I have lots of drawings I have been wanting to scan and some awesome pictures of pretty things and me in my serial killer/pie maker costume. And I have no idea why I wrote all if this when there are not many people who care or will have been affected by me not uploading. Lets just hope the scanner works.

Sincerely Isabel